“Unavailable” Tiered Sweatshirt Dress

A sweatshirt on top, a tiered skirt below, and a printed crest across the chest that reads UNAVAILABLE, PRIVATE REASONS. It is a joke worn at a distance, which is the best kind.

The tiers start below the hip and give the whole thing a shape, so it does not just hang the way a long sweatshirt does.

The fabric

A soft brushed sweat fabric with enough weight for the tiers to fall rather than bunch. The print is a flat crest rather than a glossy transfer.

How it fits

Sized XL and cut generous — this is a piece made to be lived in rather than fitted. Long sleeves, dropped shoulder, loose through the body.

Looking after it

Cold machine wash and hang to dry. It presses easily if you want the seams crisp; a warm iron on the reverse is enough. Wash it with like colours for the first few goes.

The most comfy cute clothes thing in the shop and the one most likely to be worn three days running — if you want cute clothes to wear on a day you have decided not to try, this is it, and it is a cute fashion style with an actual sense of humour.